Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
You hear that
Association, silent to the recollections, those memories seem to have been forgotten truth.
happy, sad, bleak, sad, and intertwined with, and build the entire memory.
have, numerous fantasy, get, have, is so bright, busy ...
woke up, found that dream remains a dream. Finger shaking in front, appears to be reminded, have not too little.
the spring of that year, hold your hand, think the whole world in his hands. Original happiness could be so simple ...
obscure language is always full of imagination, if it is really is the heart have, you will understand this is showing between the lines to any emotion?
night, has been deep. People have, it is difficult to sleep. Think too much, but easily tired.
fingers in contact with the keyboard sound is very clear, I do not know suddenly discovered good quality keyboard, or the quiet room, the voice of the keyboard seems to have become a fairly unknown song can be. However, they did not grace the piano with ease.
previously within the foreseeable future is coming, the heart, but fear. A few: What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of? Can not start to ask yourself.
Yes ah, afraid of? Worried about? At the bottom of my heart there, including fear, but to express in words, but looked so pale and weak ...
clearly has an established plan, but want a firm supporter. It would appear that there is suspected of seeking psychological comfort can be chosen to do so. Whether or not to pull out as the firm?
wandering, lost and tangled, not your favorite word, but it has been so emotional. People really complicated ...
emotional, rational, intertwined, to find a balance point, the original is really not quite that easy!
Fortunately, faith, not very easy to be shaken.
cold, finally came. Its like the temperature, but not like the weather, is not is a dilemma?
I like a little cold weather, wearing a thick coat, but just coat. Hide themselves together, as if to hide a lot of things live.
the past few years to see snow, a few, I believe the future will be less of it!
tonight, I said a lot, you hear that?
happy, sad, bleak, sad, and intertwined with, and build the entire memory.
have, numerous fantasy, get, have, is so bright, busy ...
woke up, found that dream remains a dream. Finger shaking in front, appears to be reminded, have not too little.
the spring of that year, hold your hand, think the whole world in his hands. Original happiness could be so simple ...
obscure language is always full of imagination, if it is really is the heart have, you will understand this is showing between the lines to any emotion?
night, has been deep. People have, it is difficult to sleep. Think too much, but easily tired.
fingers in contact with the keyboard sound is very clear, I do not know suddenly discovered good quality keyboard, or the quiet room, the voice of the keyboard seems to have become a fairly unknown song can be. However, they did not grace the piano with ease.
previously within the foreseeable future is coming, the heart, but fear. A few: What are you afraid of? Are you afraid of? Can not start to ask yourself.
Yes ah, afraid of? Worried about? At the bottom of my heart there, including fear, but to express in words, but looked so pale and weak ...
clearly has an established plan, but want a firm supporter. It would appear that there is suspected of seeking psychological comfort can be chosen to do so. Whether or not to pull out as the firm?
wandering, lost and tangled, not your favorite word, but it has been so emotional. People really complicated ...
emotional, rational, intertwined, to find a balance point, the original is really not quite that easy!
Fortunately, faith, not very easy to be shaken.
cold, finally came. Its like the temperature, but not like the weather, is not is a dilemma?
I like a little cold weather, wearing a thick coat, but just coat. Hide themselves together, as if to hide a lot of things live.
the past few years to see snow, a few, I believe the future will be less of it!
tonight, I said a lot, you hear that?
Girls do find a good wife, it is the destination of your life
find a girl to do my wife, not too pretty , you can have a small freckle or small acne , worthy of the audience on the line.
find a girl a wife , child not very high pick , you can a little fat , health is good .
find a girl to do my wife , not too be home , to washing beds, tomatoes, fried eggs will do on the line , if ah, what will be a fish on the incredible.
find a girl to do my wife , not too innocent girl will be understanding, like you care about her , she will care for you the next time to time .
find a girl to do my wife , do not expect too soft , not too big on the line temper , not old to A wife , not because men and cut off his own circle of friends , as long as that bottom line, do not play fast and loose , some of your feelings on the line professionals .
find a girl to do my wife , no more intelligent , can be a little simple-minded , have their own ability to judge, less dry matter to a good point Simpleton
find a girl a wife , child not very high pick , you can a little fat , health is good .
find a girl to do my wife , not too be home , to washing beds, tomatoes, fried eggs will do on the line , if ah, what will be a fish on the incredible.
find a girl to do my wife , not too innocent girl will be understanding, like you care about her , she will care for you the next time to time .
find a girl to do my wife , do not expect too soft , not too big on the line temper , not old to A wife , not because men and cut off his own circle of friends , as long as that bottom line, do not play fast and loose , some of your feelings on the line professionals .
find a girl to do my wife , no more intelligent , can be a little simple-minded , have their own ability to judge, less dry matter to a good point Simpleton
Monday, April 11, 2011
Do not let true love tears , Do not let the roses wilt ( I'm sure you must be thinking after watching the hearts of the TA)
They are two eighteen-year-old,
online dating,
a cause of death can not let the boy allows the boy left the world forever
---- Preface.
this evening, the girl picked up the phone, in mobile Internet use, girls as usual, plus a guy at a random chat!
After two three-hour conversation, the boy found the girl is very good. Her words, her view of life, are so boys think she is a very good, very perfect girl.
boy to the girl and then the phone number.
this way, the boy gave the girl to call every night! The same girl, the boy received a phone every night do not be disturbed mind!
this day, the boy said: Give me a photograph of you?
girls say no, the boy was anxious! Almost tearful asked the girl why! Girl chuckled: see you then Shayang, I have not seen your pictures, you see, I do not I lose out?
Call ~ boy sighed with relief, now I give you!
this way, they exchanged photos!
Then the boy told the girl: I can call your voice darling? Yes! She answered him!
that I can protect you? I say this life is to protect you, protect you with the kind of life. Yes, the girl told him that I could be your
punching bag it? After that you can rely on my shoulder to freak, to hit me angry, called me the kind of outlet! Yes, she replied that he
boy laughed, he found his love, found love in the network!
girls laughed, she found the love of her boy, willing to pay for her life, boy!
However, they conducted the online dating!
Although teaser on the phone every day, the phone said passphrase!
However, after all, online dating online dating! Internet Love ~ each separated by a city, it is just another talk on the phone, do not understand each other's character! !
they rarely meet, but the phone Shall
know about the phone, face to face to know more?
day, birthday girl! The boy went to the girl! Boy riding on a bus to the city to find the familiar strange girl
boy found his wife, two of them holding hands, walking in the streets of happiness!
noon meal!
two boys and a girl named bowl! Boys know that girls eat hot peppers, so the boss said a bowl of chili and put some more, and his bowl Do not
how? Do not you like to eat chili it? Looked at the boy asked the girl!
boy say no! Can be a little depressed when he saw the girl's face, immediately changed to say that like it! In this way, he also called a bowl of chili!
Oh, I thought you do not like to eat chili, if you do not like to eat, who will give me that pepper the front? Happy girl said to the boy!
bowl of chili at this time the boy had just put down, just look at the girl smiled, pulled her out, the girl of his erratic behavior that half do not know how we go!
go to the playground where they play! A roller coaster that is far out of the girl, took to jumping jumping boy said, go, we do roller coaster!
the beginning, the girl pulled the boy's hand all the way to go trot where the roller coaster!
boy broke away and shoved the girl's hand! The girl looked at the boy said: how do you!
boy looked at the girl unhappy face, mind to made a decision to pull the little girl's hand went to the roller coaster all the way there!
play the afternoon, the boy to go home, the boy at the station when the girl wrote: girl, I'm abnormal for me this afternoon apologize! I love you, hope you will not mistake me!
ah! I know, you go back! Look unhappy girl said to the boy!
boy saw the girl's face, does not know whether to take it to the girl out! Finally, the boy still did not say
! He was afraid he might say after the girl would worry!
girl home to her family after the angry dog! Damn, he did not love me, I simply do not care, if do not want to eat chili dinner with me, as if unwilling to let me ride the roller coaster took him! Damn, that have hurt me!
call the next day the boy did not give the girl, the third day too! But the girl seemed very heavy
the residential gas, do not give the boy a call! Gas is still a boy the girl, he does not mind me, a little ... ... ...
fourth day, the girl remembered phone! No.
is why you boys just call! The girl said with anger! Hello, I am not a prince in your heart, I'm just an ordinary friend of his! Telephone, said the boy opposite!
Oh! That him?
he had gone to paradise place!
Can you make it clear to do so?
the death of your prince, your wayward, so that he died!
not it, is not that he does not love me, you're lying for him!
not! Okay, now let me tell you the situation after he came home!
When he returned, his face ugly, his parents concluded that his relapse was!
then rushed him to hospital and died by a doctor!
doctors concluded the boy for the death of the parents the boy!
bad stomach since childhood, he has serious gastric illness! The disease can not eat hot peppers, can not do strenuous exercise! But if he ate spicy foods will not have to let him die so serious, is likely to eat spicy food and later made a violent movement, and intense exercise is not generally finished
boy friend
girl cried,
she cried,
people do not know why the boy would die, but her mind clear!
girls think: the boy is in love with me, if he does not love me, then he would not know a bad case of the stomach is also accompanied me to eat pepper!
If he does not love me, he would not be eaten when the surface, but also and my roller coaster ride the trot all the way!
I know why he was break my hand, and to his face and that life is not trot all the way! To him life is that roller coaster!
these girls told the doctor, the doctor told the family of the deceased and decisive!
your son's death, is the bowl of spicy noodles and the roller coaster!
take too spicy noodles in the boy after he made a fatal roller coaster, then there is no rest, and take the long ride home, resulting in the death of the patient!
girls understand, he went to the boy's body, feeling the face of his beloved boy, said: fool, ah, how well your stomach, do not tell me? Can not you see I like spicy food to follow me to eat it? You can not run, and how not to do vigorous exercise tell me? Do not you just want the return of my smile, and lose their life?
girl cried, the girl the pain, the girl knew, she did not know the boy, she and the boy with little time, did not know his character
boy is gone,
is a network of ruthless, self-willed or girl?
you! Brothers and I have nothing to say, I just want to say, if you love someone, like him to look at TA, now lovers do not understand the reason for the split most of the other!
online dating,
a cause of death can not let the boy allows the boy left the world forever
---- Preface.
this evening, the girl picked up the phone, in mobile Internet use, girls as usual, plus a guy at a random chat!
After two three-hour conversation, the boy found the girl is very good. Her words, her view of life, are so boys think she is a very good, very perfect girl.
boy to the girl and then the phone number.
this way, the boy gave the girl to call every night! The same girl, the boy received a phone every night do not be disturbed mind!
this day, the boy said: Give me a photograph of you?
girls say no, the boy was anxious! Almost tearful asked the girl why! Girl chuckled: see you then Shayang, I have not seen your pictures, you see, I do not I lose out?
Call ~ boy sighed with relief, now I give you!
this way, they exchanged photos!
Then the boy told the girl: I can call your voice darling? Yes! She answered him!
that I can protect you? I say this life is to protect you, protect you with the kind of life. Yes, the girl told him that I could be your
punching bag it? After that you can rely on my shoulder to freak, to hit me angry, called me the kind of outlet! Yes, she replied that he
boy laughed, he found his love, found love in the network!
girls laughed, she found the love of her boy, willing to pay for her life, boy!
However, they conducted the online dating!
Although teaser on the phone every day, the phone said passphrase!
However, after all, online dating online dating! Internet Love ~ each separated by a city, it is just another talk on the phone, do not understand each other's character! !
they rarely meet, but the phone Shall
know about the phone, face to face to know more?
day, birthday girl! The boy went to the girl! Boy riding on a bus to the city to find the familiar strange girl
boy found his wife, two of them holding hands, walking in the streets of happiness!
noon meal!
two boys and a girl named bowl! Boys know that girls eat hot peppers, so the boss said a bowl of chili and put some more, and his bowl Do not
how? Do not you like to eat chili it? Looked at the boy asked the girl!
boy say no! Can be a little depressed when he saw the girl's face, immediately changed to say that like it! In this way, he also called a bowl of chili!
Oh, I thought you do not like to eat chili, if you do not like to eat, who will give me that pepper the front? Happy girl said to the boy!
bowl of chili at this time the boy had just put down, just look at the girl smiled, pulled her out, the girl of his erratic behavior that half do not know how we go!
go to the playground where they play! A roller coaster that is far out of the girl, took to jumping jumping boy said, go, we do roller coaster!
the beginning, the girl pulled the boy's hand all the way to go trot where the roller coaster!
boy broke away and shoved the girl's hand! The girl looked at the boy said: how do you!
boy looked at the girl unhappy face, mind to made a decision to pull the little girl's hand went to the roller coaster all the way there!
play the afternoon, the boy to go home, the boy at the station when the girl wrote: girl, I'm abnormal for me this afternoon apologize! I love you, hope you will not mistake me!
ah! I know, you go back! Look unhappy girl said to the boy!
boy saw the girl's face, does not know whether to take it to the girl out! Finally, the boy still did not say
! He was afraid he might say after the girl would worry!
girl home to her family after the angry dog! Damn, he did not love me, I simply do not care, if do not want to eat chili dinner with me, as if unwilling to let me ride the roller coaster took him! Damn, that have hurt me!
call the next day the boy did not give the girl, the third day too! But the girl seemed very heavy
the residential gas, do not give the boy a call! Gas is still a boy the girl, he does not mind me, a little ... ... ...
fourth day, the girl remembered phone! No.
is why you boys just call! The girl said with anger! Hello, I am not a prince in your heart, I'm just an ordinary friend of his! Telephone, said the boy opposite!
Oh! That him?
he had gone to paradise place!
Can you make it clear to do so?
the death of your prince, your wayward, so that he died!
not it, is not that he does not love me, you're lying for him!
not! Okay, now let me tell you the situation after he came home!
When he returned, his face ugly, his parents concluded that his relapse was!
then rushed him to hospital and died by a doctor!
doctors concluded the boy for the death of the parents the boy!
bad stomach since childhood, he has serious gastric illness! The disease can not eat hot peppers, can not do strenuous exercise! But if he ate spicy foods will not have to let him die so serious, is likely to eat spicy food and later made a violent movement, and intense exercise is not generally finished
boy friend
girl cried,
she cried,
people do not know why the boy would die, but her mind clear!
girls think: the boy is in love with me, if he does not love me, then he would not know a bad case of the stomach is also accompanied me to eat pepper!
If he does not love me, he would not be eaten when the surface, but also and my roller coaster ride the trot all the way!
I know why he was break my hand, and to his face and that life is not trot all the way! To him life is that roller coaster!
these girls told the doctor, the doctor told the family of the deceased and decisive!
your son's death, is the bowl of spicy noodles and the roller coaster!
take too spicy noodles in the boy after he made a fatal roller coaster, then there is no rest, and take the long ride home, resulting in the death of the patient!
girls understand, he went to the boy's body, feeling the face of his beloved boy, said: fool, ah, how well your stomach, do not tell me? Can not you see I like spicy food to follow me to eat it? You can not run, and how not to do vigorous exercise tell me? Do not you just want the return of my smile, and lose their life?
girl cried, the girl the pain, the girl knew, she did not know the boy, she and the boy with little time, did not know his character
boy is gone,
is a network of ruthless, self-willed or girl?
you! Brothers and I have nothing to say, I just want to say, if you love someone, like him to look at TA, now lovers do not understand the reason for the split most of the other!
Thursday, April 7, 2011
I have killed ... ... ... ... you be careful not to laugh pumping ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Work in the morning when the bus is crowded, people super multi-ah. -
up the second leg of a small beauty, behind with a man. See if they should not know the look. Did not speak at all in several stations. Little Miss child should be around 1.62, I 1.80. Basically a head taller than her. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy milk. He stood in front of me, because especially crowded, little beauty in the middle, do not grasp handrails may be afraid to squeeze spilled milk, soy milk into paper cups mounted high to their shoulders, but also occasionally drink . I did not have early morning, the smell is hungry can not stand the taste of soy milk. Her drink, then the whole nation about the shoulder slowly. Straw is just not far away from my mouth, at best, 3CM so. -
After a while I could not bear it, suck a little mouth to mouth, very light, little beauty is not found, and then she took Over the past took a gulp, and then to their shoulders, I breathe. So soon, soy milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said something to himself: She held on to the shoulder of the cup again, I suck a bit to go step by step, the results, because there is not much, I've got the time issued a A fierce little beauty back, and I was petrified, and my mouth was his mouth, her straw, stiff where, at that awkward ah. MB, the idea of jumping everything. Little Miss said: -
also horrifying to think of it now ah. Little Miss to get off the next stop, several people have been looking around me, I laugh at myself and said: I would just finish. And the little beauty with that man on the train on the spoke: ??? how you do not get out? what to say. my girlfriend you want. is my good?
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say one of my childhood it! We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Grandma finally have time to go home, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ... -
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time to listen to friends that he was a college boy low EQ, and finally met a girl like, two people had just started dating. -
a sick girl, the boy with her to the infirmary to play trickle. -
ten minutes passed, twenty minutes later, no movement. -
boy wondering to break the silence, and asked:
girl blushed, and whispered
then the boy got up. . . . . . . . . . Hand over the drip bottle. -
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this person one of the older it is easy to ear, I remember a child in the grandmother, one day I am ready to go fishing grandpa, just left the house to hit the house next door between the old man. Grandfather of my grandfather: ... ... -
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then continue washing the dishes. The right hand did not pay attention, across from the gap ... ... broken -
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thought: indeed fast enough, the bowl near the mouth if the miserable to eat? And nc, the mouth tried ... ... lips broke ... ... -
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queuing up to buy today, where I ate steamed buns, fast discharged they heard the two men said later: Halo, the original here Baozi Pu, selling tickets for it ... ... ah, over there! -
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just sent home a drunk buddy, all the way to go to massage the man shouted. To the door, opened his wife and friends, a bit up and down a lot, said to me: A pumping his wife to see her face, see I do not have seizures. Took him with me into the living room. He said he would on a toilet to control their own into it. Met his wife took a phone to irritation of slamming doors away, is wonder. This guy came out from the toilet, and I said: -
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have a DNF on the brush for half an hour later ..... suddenly figure on the trumpet out a message I almost die of .-
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his room with a rice cooker porridge last night, suddenly rounded dorm roommate said: Not Well, House leadership, led the search appliance does dormitory violations have been next door, the pot how to do ah? desperate and I am directly the pot behind the blanket. And the other teachers came, he said: ah, Xiaolei (I) I trust have, do not see your cabinets out. I thought to myself lucky, the teacher then went on to say: just look at your electric blanket on the line with the useless. I was a demerit of the results. T_T-
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boss asked me today to delete all Internet cafes in the CS, I'm busy all night. As for why CS to delete it? In fact, the cause is this. Today, the Public Security Bureau on snap inspections have been over before the wind for a few days I have been a scavenger, the age of 18 all out of any biological cafes. So far looking at the police uncles came, my boss and I have no tension. Unfortunately, however, is. When the police have just set foot in his uncle's door of the cafe, cafes in the gang are playing CS just cried out in excitement: I admit, that moment, not only the police face green uncles boss and my face, but also terribly green. -
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11. I remember one time my classmate prank, while I do not pay attention to the patch posted a monster behind my clothes, I stupidly to have been not found, a row have not posted for a few days later I was finally told me ... found, I asked my aunt: aunt, your clothes do not see this when pasting it? My aunt said: see it! I ask: how did you come off ah me! Innocent aunt said: I thought is a trademark of it, afraid to wash the bad, and specifically to wash off, so did you Nianshang Qu gave a ... -
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One time I met many years seen the primary school teacher, I was especially excited, I feel especially warm, do not know how to think, I ran up excitedly touched the head teacher, the teacher was also shocked, I also ignorant, and then I said the word ... you both have grown, ah! -
Khan at that time, ah, want to hurry to feces ... -
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13. One day, the young people to open unsolicited Lailiaoyibang rooms birthday. Dress is very elegant, thought it was the black sheep of a senior cadres came to fun. Do not Miss asked after the service, then sent a platter in the past no longer ignored. -
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JC comrades come check late at night. (To take one over on the field, call in advance before. Do not say hello back, they must be able to meet their own leadership.) But thought this group of people actually in the drug use. JC saw a bunch of young people asked me what we do not know. Apart from anything else and it's caught. So, comedy happened. -
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a man lying on the wall, glasses, do swimming-like limbs. Expression is very insignificant. JC pull up an down. Glasses Man: 牛逼, I have become a gecko you can recognize. -
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14. send a student of embarrassments: the students are girls, there was a time not to feel rf hospital, the doctor said breast lobular hyperplasia; I'm shocked the students for a long time, indignant asked: What did you say? I have lobular hyperplasia? Am I the only A that proliferation is out of the cup? Besides the proliferation I have what? ? -
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15. classmate's father is a taxi driver, the day the two men reached Blocking: -
how much to such and such a place? -
about 10 RMB. -
two 15 going? -
... ... go! Go! -
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16. old school, especially when I do that at the same table -
Once he slept class the teacher said that teachers find xxx stand up -
I pushed him awake, said the teacher told you to stand up but he stared at the teacher just do not stand up -
teachers anxious to stand up for me xxx you! He still did not turn up and get dirty looks teachers -
xxx teacher Meipi Qi a student like you I can not control continue to class -
I whispered under xxx nb with a teacher you really work against -
xxx said that in fact I tried to stand up -
but ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sleep my legs numb. . . -
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17. New Year's dinner, a few tables there is a name tag, and the rest of us sit where. Then heard a woman say:
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18. One time half-term examination, we have a section of students in the toilet was a long paragraph caught texting, but he refused to give out the party life and death, section chief with a very calm with his cell phone to a mass text message -
then ....... the party who came from all directions out to ........... annihilated ......-
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19. the school gate with two fruit stand, a girl in the A share buy bananas, when the stop Yong Shounie pick bananas, is estimated to see familiar unfamiliar. Then the hawker stalls XE B said: students, to buy my side, my side of the banana hard. . . . -
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20. the same bedroom with a dear friend, especially flowers, numerous girlfriends, one night asked him:
lifelong regret this person would say
Since then, this person be great in the bedroom we love.
up the second leg of a small beauty, behind with a man. See if they should not know the look. Did not speak at all in several stations. Little Miss child should be around 1.62, I 1.80. Basically a head taller than her. The kind of beauty in his hand a small packaged soy milk. He stood in front of me, because especially crowded, little beauty in the middle, do not grasp handrails may be afraid to squeeze spilled milk, soy milk into paper cups mounted high to their shoulders, but also occasionally drink . I did not have early morning, the smell is hungry can not stand the taste of soy milk. Her drink, then the whole nation about the shoulder slowly. Straw is just not far away from my mouth, at best, 3CM so. -
After a while I could not bear it, suck a little mouth to mouth, very light, little beauty is not found, and then she took Over the past took a gulp, and then to their shoulders, I breathe. So soon, soy milk should not, but I do not know ah. She said something to himself: She held on to the shoulder of the cup again, I suck a bit to go step by step, the results, because there is not much, I've got the time issued a A fierce little beauty back, and I was petrified, and my mouth was his mouth, her straw, stiff where, at that awkward ah. MB, the idea of jumping everything. Little Miss said: -
also horrifying to think of it now ah. Little Miss to get off the next stop, several people have been looking around me, I laugh at myself and said: I would just finish. And the little beauty with that man on the train on the spoke: ??? how you do not get out? what to say. my girlfriend you want. is my good?
just arrived and I jumped down. . . Whole body sweat ah. -
too scared of. -
too tangled a. -
too distracted by. -
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Once the temporary recall come swim easily in the supermarket bought a cheap swimming trunks, because there is no other color, only red. The results did not expect swimming trunks fade, I soak in the pool when the lower body, red trace of leaking out of the waves in the water ... ... an uncle swam around me, looked at my body under the red bloody
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say one of my childhood it! We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Grandma finally have time to go home, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ... -
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time to listen to friends that he was a college boy low EQ, and finally met a girl like, two people had just started dating. -
a sick girl, the boy with her to the infirmary to play trickle. -
ten minutes passed, twenty minutes later, no movement. -
boy wondering to break the silence, and asked:
girl blushed, and whispered
then the boy got up. . . . . . . . . . Hand over the drip bottle. -
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years older always relied on the words of a child to bully his sister, one night, my father came to us tuck, was surprised to find straight-year-old sister, sitting in the dark, I looked at the sleeping! -
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I have a classmate is a Christian, and feels a little bit obsessed. -
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school morning to morning exercise, he felt that the teacher must get up early for exercise, or unfair. -
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then negotiate directly talk to principals -
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students have to say I love : I was sent by God to save you. -
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this person one of the older it is easy to ear, I remember a child in the grandmother, one day I am ready to go fishing grandpa, just left the house to hit the house next door between the old man. Grandfather of my grandfather: ... ... -
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wash the dishes did not pay attention, the bowl fell to the ground, but fortunately, fortunately, only the edge off the corner, into a small gap. -
then continue washing the dishes. The right hand did not pay attention, across from the gap ... ... broken -
thought: really so fast? Hand can be torn. Then I tried with his left hand, but also broke the -
thought: indeed fast enough, the bowl near the mouth if the miserable to eat? And nc, the mouth tried ... ... lips broke ... ... -
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bus a couple, the woman left to a satyr touch her boyfriend without any expression. After arriving satyr pulling her boyfriend to get off the beaten skill to bring his girlfriend sped away after the meal. Analyze the reasons to vote for a site. 75% vote for
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near a subway station Baozi Pu, business is very good, every day line up next to a ticket outlets. -
queuing up to buy today, where I ate steamed buns, fast discharged they heard the two men said later: Halo, the original here Baozi Pu, selling tickets for it ... ... ah, over there! -
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just sent home a drunk buddy, all the way to go to massage the man shouted. To the door, opened his wife and friends, a bit up and down a lot, said to me: A pumping his wife to see her face, see I do not have seizures. Took him with me into the living room. He said he would on a toilet to control their own into it. Met his wife took a phone to irritation of slamming doors away, is wonder. This guy came out from the toilet, and I said: -
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have a DNF on the brush for half an hour later ..... suddenly figure on the trumpet out a message I almost die of .-
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pairs of gloves to buy the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the owner of non-compliance have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50, he was deft gave me 35. . . . -
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high school when we have the toilet door with spring, you can return to their own position, but can only open inwards, not out of Open -
many people have a habit, kicked the toilet door open. -
most people is about knee high kick, I have a classmate, practiced martial arts, is probably to show off, or to maintain their flexibility, always lift his feet high, kick some chest-high position. -
one evening, who went to WC, went to the door, off the top of the heels to kick -
easy just finished our headmaster, opened the door to walk out -
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morning to do with his wife giving birth, the blood extraction was complete after: -
N: 32, come get your checklist now. -
wife: January 32 or February 32. -
I (weak weak to): February 1, right -
Nurse (Khan): It is ~ is ~ is ~ -
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a few days before flying, the machine was found sitting next to a beautiful, according to the principle approached, I blurted, where are you under? -
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his room with a rice cooker porridge last night, suddenly rounded dorm roommate said: Not Well, House leadership, led the search appliance does dormitory violations have been next door, the pot how to do ah? desperate and I am directly the pot behind the blanket. And the other teachers came, he said: ah, Xiaolei (I) I trust have, do not see your cabinets out. I thought to myself lucky, the teacher then went on to say: just look at your electric blanket on the line with the useless. I was a demerit of the results. T_T-
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cat pounced someone new at a girlfriend, Lang feeling concubine Italy, want to go home to visit his girlfriend, his girlfriend knowing his mouth at every turn bad language, so repeatedly exhorted not nonsense, a person gladly. To be met, the person answering freely, not revealed the secret, girlfriend, parents are very satisfied. After dinner, up to winter, my girlfriend sent to parents also insisted phase roadside, someone quite touched a hot head, blurted out, ;
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boss asked me today to delete all Internet cafes in the CS, I'm busy all night. As for why CS to delete it? In fact, the cause is this. Today, the Public Security Bureau on snap inspections have been over before the wind for a few days I have been a scavenger, the age of 18 all out of any biological cafes. So far looking at the police uncles came, my boss and I have no tension. Unfortunately, however, is. When the police have just set foot in his uncle's door of the cafe, cafes in the gang are playing CS just cried out in excitement: I admit, that moment, not only the police face green uncles boss and my face, but also terribly green. -
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she has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. -
Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she picked up asked: the presence of all the petrochemical
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Then she pressed the hang up, then said: -
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Results telecommunications issues before midnight sent to my phone. -
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4. sorrows in the future child's name, crown Generation name. Columbia students called Big Bojia Tang Chen Guandong, Er Bo Chen Guannan called home. Yesterday my mom, three children were born Bojia Tang brother, called Chan Koon North. Reliable, family sinister it!-San This is causing me to it. But I just read the It can not tell the little cousin. -
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5. junior year, there are times at noon and the bf in the school cafeteria were Super Multi, finally grabbed a face to face position, sitting behind a couple is face to face, I and the boys are back to back. Suddenly that the couple began to quarrel, the boy looks too good not to buy rice, I did not care and continue to eat ~ eat eating Happy heard a bang, suddenly began to feel the hair and pressed back from the seat of your pants, a pot of spicy rice noodle covered my head, I'm petrified for a minute ~ hot numb, and then a faint male voice said in my ear: I'm sorry ah, she was supposed to hit me! -
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10. the general high school still ahead of an early morning in their study of the early study hall, we are all getting up in the dim, hazy in the end to wash away the classroom. This female teacher in the classroom has long been waiting for the door, I saw the red Qiuku around her neck, hands in both pockets for a look at another student. We hold in the self-study enough to choke ... ... -
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11. I remember one time my classmate prank, while I do not pay attention to the patch posted a monster behind my clothes, I stupidly to have been not found, a row have not posted for a few days later I was finally told me ... found, I asked my aunt: aunt, your clothes do not see this when pasting it? My aunt said: see it! I ask: how did you come off ah me! Innocent aunt said: I thought is a trademark of it, afraid to wash the bad, and specifically to wash off, so did you Nianshang Qu gave a ... -
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One time I met many years seen the primary school teacher, I was especially excited, I feel especially warm, do not know how to think, I ran up excitedly touched the head teacher, the teacher was also shocked, I also ignorant, and then I said the word ... you both have grown, ah! -
Khan at that time, ah, want to hurry to feces ... -
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13. One day, the young people to open unsolicited Lailiaoyibang rooms birthday. Dress is very elegant, thought it was the black sheep of a senior cadres came to fun. Do not Miss asked after the service, then sent a platter in the past no longer ignored. -
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JC comrades come check late at night. (To take one over on the field, call in advance before. Do not say hello back, they must be able to meet their own leadership.) But thought this group of people actually in the drug use. JC saw a bunch of young people asked me what we do not know. Apart from anything else and it's caught. So, comedy happened. -
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a man lying on the wall, glasses, do swimming-like limbs. Expression is very insignificant. JC pull up an down. Glasses Man: 牛逼, I have become a gecko you can recognize. -
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14. send a student of embarrassments: the students are girls, there was a time not to feel rf hospital, the doctor said breast lobular hyperplasia; I'm shocked the students for a long time, indignant asked: What did you say? I have lobular hyperplasia? Am I the only A that proliferation is out of the cup? Besides the proliferation I have what? ? -
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15. classmate's father is a taxi driver, the day the two men reached Blocking: -
how much to such and such a place? -
about 10 RMB. -
two 15 going? -
... ... go! Go! -
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16. old school, especially when I do that at the same table -
Once he slept class the teacher said that teachers find xxx stand up -
I pushed him awake, said the teacher told you to stand up but he stared at the teacher just do not stand up -
teachers anxious to stand up for me xxx you! He still did not turn up and get dirty looks teachers -
xxx teacher Meipi Qi a student like you I can not control continue to class -
I whispered under xxx nb with a teacher you really work against -
xxx said that in fact I tried to stand up -
but ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ sleep my legs numb. . . -
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17. New Year's dinner, a few tables there is a name tag, and the rest of us sit where. Then heard a woman say:
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18. One time half-term examination, we have a section of students in the toilet was a long paragraph caught texting, but he refused to give out the party life and death, section chief with a very calm with his cell phone to a mass text message -
then ....... the party who came from all directions out to ........... annihilated ......-
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19. the school gate with two fruit stand, a girl in the A share buy bananas, when the stop Yong Shounie pick bananas, is estimated to see familiar unfamiliar. Then the hawker stalls XE B said: students, to buy my side, my side of the banana hard. . . . -
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20. the same bedroom with a dear friend, especially flowers, numerous girlfriends, one night asked him:
lifelong regret this person would say
Since then, this person be great in the bedroom we love.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Wish me a happy birthday
I know the sadness will not change anything So let me be honest
honestly can not control the inevitable catharsis
the door and just do not care who
a person sitting inside the empty box
( temperature ) of a person sitting inside the empty box
phone let it rest for a night
difficult
want to cut of the picture memories
tears can not flow through the twelve
tears can not flow through the twelve who said
( together) Happy Birthday
woh ~ Happy Birthday
I said to myself
lit candles , the loneliness
Happy Birthday tears have melted
I want to thank you for giving the
you take away all
still love you with a little hate There is still time to balance
love scars vanish rebirth
wish me a happy birthday
( temperature ) wish me a happy birthday
( combined ) still love you with a little hate.
honestly can not control the inevitable catharsis
the door and just do not care who
a person sitting inside the empty box
( temperature ) of a person sitting inside the empty box
phone let it rest for a night
difficult
want to cut of the picture memories
tears can not flow through the twelve
tears can not flow through the twelve who said
( together) Happy Birthday
woh ~ Happy Birthday
I said to myself
lit candles , the loneliness
Happy Birthday tears have melted
I want to thank you for giving the
you take away all
still love you with a little hate There is still time to balance
love scars vanish rebirth
wish me a happy birthday
( temperature ) wish me a happy birthday
( combined ) still love you with a little hate.
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